Showing posts with label underwear. Show all posts
Showing posts with label underwear. Show all posts

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Go Tagless - or not

I’m going to get down right personal with you for a minute. Does anyone own Hanes or Fruit of the Loom tagless underwear? I think tagless anything is the greatest thing since sliced bread. But this last pack I bought was defective. No joke! The “paint” that they used to stamp the information normally contained on the tag has dried up in the dryer. Can you say “scratchy”? It’s worse than a tag and it's about to drive me mad. Problem is, I can’t read the “tag” to see what company to contact to let them know. Nor do I know what brand to avoid on my next purchase. Some days you just can’t win for losing!

Sunday, February 3, 2008

Bathroom Conversation

A certain 7 yr old and her mother were in a public restroom stall together. The conversation went something like this...

MOM: You’re wearing those underwear? (thick, training underwear that still fit but have been around forever)

7 YR OLD: Mo-ooom, it was either these or my bikinis. And I hate the bikinis. They give me... (pauses for effect, juts chin out, widens eyes and raises eyebrows) ...THE WEDGIE.