Bathroom Conversation

A certain 7 yr old and her mother were in a public restroom stall together. The conversation went something like this...

MOM: You’re wearing those underwear? (thick, training underwear that still fit but have been around forever)

7 YR OLD: Mo-ooom, it was either these or my bikinis. And I hate the bikinis. They give me... (pauses for effect, juts chin out, widens eyes and raises eyebrows) ...THE WEDGIE.