Lose 20 lbs in 5 weeks

Week 1
Breakfast: Eggs, over easy or scrambled and one half piece of toast
Lunch: Ham sandwich with mayo, lettuce and French bread
Supper: whatever everyone else eats
Snack: Pringles Light or tortilla chips
Drink: ice water

Week 2
Breakfast: Ham and egg burrito or Bacon, Egg and Cheese Biscuit
Lunch: Noodles or potatoes
Supper: Noodles or potatoes with chicken and vegetable
Snack: Corn Chex cereal
Drink: Sam’s Purified bottled water

Week 3
Breakfast: Ham and egg burrito or Bacon, Egg and Cheese Biscuit
Lunch: Ham, Turkey and White American Cheese Sub
Supper: Mashed Potatoes
Snack: Mini Saltines
Drink: Sam’s Purified bottled water

Week 4
Breakfast: 3 eggs, scrambled
Lunch: Saltines with butter and peanut butter
Supper: Campbell’s Healthy Request Chicken Noodle soup
Snack: saltines with butter and peanut butter
Drink: Grape Gator-aid with lots of ice

Week 5
Breakfast: 3 eggs, scrambled
Lunch: Ham and Swiss lunchable with saltines rather than ritz crackers provided
Supper: Kraft macaroni and cheese
Snack: none
Drink: Grape Gator-aid with lots of ice

So I am currently...

...keeping busy by writing a book while I lay around trying to fend off the nausea.  I can't decide on the title. Maybe one of these...

1. How to Lose 7 Pounds in Less Than a Week
2. From Bed to Toilet in 6 Seconds
3. How to Make an Almost 37 Year Old Feel Like an Irresponsible Teen (tell her she's pregnant!)
4. Read Two Books a Day for a Week
5. Get Your Family to Wait on You Hand and Foot (but don't expect them to like you for long!)
6. The Possibility of Staying Hydrated on Solids Alone
7. Limiting Your Diet to Three Starches