Alzheimer's, Cancer and Blondes

Janae is our joke-teller. Britnee's too blonde (brain color only :) to get jokes and Kerrigan's too young to even understand the dynamics of a knock-knock joke yet. So it's refreshing to have a child who gets them and enjoys them! Here are a couple from Janae's Joke Bank. One is my favorite and one is the latest:

A man went to the doctor. The doctor said, "I have some bad news and worse news. The patient said, "Okay, what's the bad news?" "The bad news is that you have cancer." "Okay, what's the worse news?" "The worse news is that you have Alzheimer's." "Well," said the man, "it's a good thing I don't have cancer!"


Two blondes walked into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it.