More Literal "If I Were"...

(with the help of my children)

If I were a month I would be: April
If I were a day of the week I would be: Sunday
If I were a time of day I would be: 11:30 pm
If I were a planet I would be: Saturn (says my little scientist)
If I were a sea animal I would be: a whale (says my daughter who is knowledgable about animals and thinks I'm fat!) but then she changed her mind to shark
If I were a direction I would be: north
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: an overstuffed chair
If I were a liquid I would be: Pepsi
If I were a stone, I would be: basic stone found in the driveway
If I were a tree, I would be: pine tree
If I were a bird, I would be: robin
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: daisy
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: stormy
If I were a mythical creature, I would be: dragon
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: piano
If I were an animal, I would be: dog
If I were a color, I would be: ice pink
If I were an emotion, I would be: contrary
If I were a vegetable, I would be: green beans
If I were a sound, I would be: siren
If I were an element, I would be: lead
If I were a car, I would be: minivan
If I were a song, I would be: Flight of the Bumblebee
If I were a book, I would be written by: Karen Kingsbury
If I were a food, I would be: toast
If I were a place, I would be: Central US
If I were a material, I would be: burlap
If I were a taste, I would be: chocolate
If I were a scent, I would be: clean laundry
If I were a religion, I would be: Christian
If I were a body part I would be: nose
If I were a facial expression I would be: a scowl
If I were a subject in school I would be: Word Building
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Taz
If I were a shape I would be: oval
If I were a number I would be: 35.5