Going on the email I have received often in the last few months about not buying toothpaste made in other countries from the dollar store because they don’t have the same Food and Drug regulations as we do in the
… “They don’t use anything from a raccoon for toothpaste do they?”
After explaining to a Kindergarten student who’s been complaining of a recurring ear ache that the Children’s Chewable Tylenol was all gone because she’d had the last ones yesterday and upon hearing her tell her Mommy on the phone, “I ate all the Tylenol in the office and I still don’t feel good!”…
…“Her mother is going to think we’ve overdosed her for sure!”
While unloading my salad shooter from the dishwasher…
… “Wow, I love not having to scrub this by hand anymore!”
And then unloading the silverware…
… “I could do this better myself.”
And then taking out a very cheap, slightly warped plastic bowl …
… “Hmmm…there is a reason it says ‘top rack dishwasher safe.’”
And last but not least, while watching our new mommy cat (who still seems like a kitten herself) care for her little ones…
… “How ANYONE can believe that we had a big bang or evolved from something else and can still acquire that nurturing instinct is beyond me?!”
